It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?
Frank
What is that? ‘A Street Car Named Desire?’
Dennis
Dee I swear you would be more use to be if I skinned you and turned you into a lampshade.
Dennis
Are you saying u have a collection of skin luggage?
Dee
If you say another word, I swear to god I will slice you into a million little pieces, and put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantle.
Dennis
You’re doing a chicken and airline miles scam!? Today!?
Charlie
It’s not hilarious! It’s a stool with a nail sticking out of it.
Charlie
How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That's ludicrous.
Mac
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!
Dennis
Dennis: It was Mac's stupid plan.
Mac: Then why did you scratch me?
Dennis: Because you annoyed.
We are going to pull this thing off so help me god — son of a bitch.
Charlie
Hey, alright alright alright.
Dennis