Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 1: "Back to the Shore" Quotes
[on Deena] I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback.
Sammi
[to Snook] I want to hook up with you but I can't ... I don't want to hurt you because I care about you too much.
Vinny
Sammi: What would you do if you were me right now?
Ronnie: Look it. I'm here for you. Come here. Look at me.
Sammi: You don't know what I'm going through right now.
Ronnie: I do. Don't tell me I don't ... I'm madly in love with you. I want to be there for you.
Sammi: Why?
Ronnie: Because you're my girlfriend. Really, like, we've come this far. See what happens?
Sammi: Okay.
Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t ... I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki
Listen bitch, you don't f*%kin' know me, you're in my f*%kin' house!
Ronnie
I tried to be nice to [Sammi]. I hope she rots in hell. I will f*%kin' knock her out.
Deena
The answer is ... day one, I had to pull the eject button.
The Situation
[to Vinny] Stick it in one of the jet holes.
JWoww
A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.
Sammi
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.
Snooki
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like and she says she's the new roommate.
Ronnie
I can't wait to blow the f*%kin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
Deena
