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[on Deena] I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback.


[to Snook] I want to hook up with you but I can't ... I don't want to hurt you because I care about you too much.


Sammi: What would you do if you were me right now?
Ronnie: Look it. I'm here for you. Come here. Look at me.
Sammi: You don't know what I'm going through right now.
Ronnie: I do. Don't tell me I don't ... I'm madly in love with you. I want to be there for you.
Sammi: Why?
Ronnie: Because you're my girlfriend. Really, like, we've come this far. See what happens?
Sammi: Okay.

Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t ... I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.


Listen bitch, you don't f*%kin' know me, you're in my f*%kin' house!


I tried to be nice to [Sammi]. I hope she rots in hell. I will f*%kin' knock her out.


The answer is ... day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The Situation

[to Vinny] Stick it in one of the jet holes.


A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.


I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.


Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like and she says she's the new roommate.


I can't wait to blow the f*%kin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.

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