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This week on Jersey Shore ...

JWOWW shares a tense goodbye with her boyfriend Tom.

JWOWW and Sammi have an awkward encounter while picking bedrooms.

The boys make fun of Vinny for bringing a shower caddy.

Snooki, JWOWW, Pauly D and Vinny get excited for their return to Seaside.

Sammi distances herself while the rest of the roommates get to know Deena.

Vinny, Pauly D and The Situation face off against Deena, Snooki and JWOWW.

Ronnie and Sammi choose to isolate themselves in their room.

After watching Vinny and Deena get friendly in the hot tub, Snooki confronts Vinny for hooking up with her best friend.

Deena shocks The Situation when she accidentally strips down in front of him.

Pauly D and The Situation watch the girls' fight from the sidelines.

Sammi confronts JWOWW and Snooki about her hurt feelings from the anonymous note in Miami.

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the show is the shit..
the people i love the most is jwoww, vinny, snooki, and pauly d, and the rest of the peoples are dumb..
SAMMI is a FAKE BITCH and RONNIE is STUPID for being wit SAMMI..ANGELINA is a fake ass bitcj too..and srry but the SITUATION is UGGGLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY...
yup..yup..jwoww fuk up sammi..hahaha..funny ass shit..and damn the first day.....


Wow did Sammi go FULL ON Bitch! The only reason she acting like that is because of Ronnie! He's her bitch, she is too clingy to be by herself! And ronnie is just defending her so he could keep his balls warm at night. They should definitely break up and all that happen is because of sammi being an immature ditz and taking back a douche! Just because ronnie got mad ROD do not mean u pick him over yo girls! Deena was nothing but nice to sam and what sam do she Crapped all over her. Snooki is a true friend and shouldve snapped on sam! Also maybe after JWOWW tear up that ass she might learn something! Sammi u are fake! Vinny omg u are so blind... U and snooki have mad potential together! Keep pimping them hoes but dont forget a snooks will always win! MVP 4 LIFE!


Oh wow, Sam is acting, well not so cool! What the heck is her problem and if she is going to just be a bump on a log and not interact why did she bother to even come! Not even hating on the girl cause I really liked her last season!

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.


I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.