Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 7: "Cabs Are Here!" Quotes
Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code ... it's like where's like general Human Code?
Mike
I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship ... am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship?? It's not right!
Pauly D
Definitely surprised Mike and Ronnie are huggin' it out after this big heated argument they just had... I don't know, maybe Mike gave him some like Voodoo trick or something like that to avoid getting his ass kicked by Ronnie.
Pauly D
We realize that there's no help for them. I thought it was gonna get better, but then you realize they just love to fight with each other, so let 'em go.
Vinny
I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting ... like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my sneakers are dirty!
Pauly D
Ron, ya know what? Watch me, cause I'm gonna f*%kin' sh!t on you harder than you ever sh*t on me. BYE RON!
Sammi
You played me out!
Ronnie
I can't do this. This is the seventh day we've fought in a row. How about you do you and I'll do me?
Ronnie
This was probably the worst fight I've ever seen. It was a five-car crash; horrible, but you can't keep your eyes off it.
Mike
Sammi: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Ronnie: This is why I cheated on you in Miami!
The staircase is really small and the bed is really wide. It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole.
Snooki
Hot guys come here! I'm single, dance with me!
Sammi