Jersey Shore "Drunk Punch Love" Quotes
JWoww: I need her to shut the other one up so I can get it in.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
JWoww: I didn't know she'd flip the script. I thought she'd leave ... Sammi will just bring you down and down because she thinks at the end of the day you deserve it.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Gina: You might be able to cuddle, that's about it.
Vinny: I love cuddling. That's my favorite!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sammi: Don't you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn't touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Sammi: You.
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deena: Karma's a bitch. Literally!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deena: I would never in my life lick a butt. Let's be real.
• Rating: Unrated
Mike: I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's lips in the near future.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: It's not that sturdy ... like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: It doesn't come up "Stripper Pole" on my credit card, right? 'Cause my Dad would be like "what the f*%k?!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: You're gonna come into my house and try to take her away? What is this f*%kin' Romeo and Juliet? The Capulet's and the f*%kin' whatever?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 16