Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 5: "Drunk Punch Love" Quotes
I need her to shut the other one up so I can get it in.JWoww
I didn't know she'd flip the script. I thought she'd leave ... Sammi will just bring you down and down because she thinks at the end of the day you deserve it.JWoww
Gina: You might be able to cuddle, that's about it.
Vinny: I love cuddling. That's my favorite!
Sammi: Don't you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn't touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.
Karma's a bitch. Literally!Deena
I would never in my life lick a butt. Let's be real.Deena
I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's lips in the near future.Mike
It's not that sturdy ... like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny.Vinny
It doesn't come up "Stripper Pole" on my credit card, right? 'Cause my Dad would be like "what the f*%k?!"Snooki
You're gonna come into my house and try to take her away? What is this f*%kin' Romeo and Juliet? The Capulet's and the f*%kin' whatever?Vinny
Tonight there's a Grenade running around the house ... so I got the Grenade Horn in the house that lets Seaside know when Grenades are present at the Jersey Shore house.Vinny
I hope you have a f*%king book for the apology you have to f*%kin' write me in the morning... cry all you f*%kin' want, your tears don't mean shit to me. Your tears mean d!ck to me, just so you know.Ronnie