Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Good Riddance" Quotes

Snooki: Mike can be a nice guy. Like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. But that's what I like ... a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Pickles is my thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: [to Mike] We hold hands in front of you, we cuddle in front of you, we make out in front of you, like what else do we need, do I need to beat it front of you, too?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: I guess I'm single, I don't know. If I am we got a problem on our hands. I'll show my true side ... my true, dirty, f*%king filthy side.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: She just doesn't want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke. Like flames.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite quote from "Good Riddance?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!