Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 3: "Good Riddance" Quotes
Mike can be a nice guy. Like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. But that's what I like ... a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
Snooki
I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
Snooki
Pickles is my thing.
Snooki
[to Mike] We hold hands in front of you, we cuddle in front of you, we make out in front of you, like what else do we need, do I need to beat it front of you, too?
Ronnie
I guess I'm single, I don't know. If I am we got a problem on our hands. I'll show my true side ... my true, dirty, f*%king filthy side.
JWoww
She just doesn't want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.
Pauly D
I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!'
Sammi
Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke. Like flames.
Sammi
Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
Vinny
Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.
Mike
I'm gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.
Ronnie
