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Mike can be a nice guy. Like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. But that's what I like ... a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.

Snooki

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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.

Mike

I'm gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.

Ronnie