Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 11: "GTF (Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting)" Quotes
Oh my God, I'm a different race!
Vinny
The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table, they are jack-hideous.
JWoww
I'm standing here in my skintight briefs. I look like a total tool.
Vinny
So go home. Go back home. Go back home and talk to Arvin.
Ronnie
[to Sam] Let me prove it to you. I'm not the same person.
Ronnie
If Ron and Sam's relationship continues I'll kill myself ... there will be no more DJ, I'll kill myself.
Pauly
Your hand was in the f*%kin' cookie jar, how are you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!
Ronnie
GTI ... Gym, Tan, I'm Not Buyin' It.
Pauly
GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.
Pauly
I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.
JWoww
[mocking Vin] Don't touch me, I'm tanned!
Pauly
When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b!tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b!tch!
Mike
