Jersey Shore "GTF (Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting)" Quotes
Vinny: Oh my God, I'm a different race!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
JWoww: The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table, they are jack-hideous.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: I'm standing here in my skintight briefs. I look like a total tool.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: So go home. Go back home. Go back home and talk to Arvin.
• Rating: Unrated
Ronnie: [to Sam] Let me prove it to you. I'm not the same person.
• Rating: Unrated
Pauly: If Ron and Sam's relationship continues I'll kill myself ... there will be no more DJ, I'll kill myself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: Your hand was in the f*%kin' cookie jar, how are you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly: GTI ... Gym, Tan, I'm Not Buyin' It.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Pauly: GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
JWoww: I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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