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Oh my God, I'm a different race!

Vinny

The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table, they are jack-hideous.

JWoww

I'm standing here in my skintight briefs. I look like a total tool.

Vinny

So go home. Go back home. Go back home and talk to Arvin.

Ronnie

[to Sam] Let me prove it to you. I'm not the same person.

Ronnie

If Ron and Sam's relationship continues I'll kill myself ... there will be no more DJ, I'll kill myself.

Pauly

Your hand was in the f*%kin' cookie jar, how are you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!

Ronnie

GTI ... Gym, Tan, I'm Not Buyin' It.

Pauly

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

Pauly

I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.

JWoww

[mocking Vin] Don't touch me, I'm tanned!

Pauly

When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b!tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b!tch!

Mike
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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

I love Vinny's family, they're like my family ... old-school Italian, looks like a Guido Circus.

Pauly D

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge.

Pauly D
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