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Vinny: Do you think the new girls' boobs are real or fake? I, personally, like fake boobs. Hey, New Girl! What's in a real boob?
Deena: I think it's, like, fat tissue. You only get milk in it if you're pregnant I think.

We're the exact same size, same body shape kind of, we're such a blast!

Deena

I can't trust you! You lied to me!

Sammi

Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.

I don't care about family dinner. I'm not great friends with these people at this point.

Sammi

Enough with the family sh!t, Mike!

Ronnie

This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.

Snooki

Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do f*%ked up sh!t, I don't even know what's wrong with me.

Snooki

Oh my God. This girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.

Vinny

It's T-shirt time, it's T-shirt time, yo everybody, it's T-shirt time. I made a rap, it's hard being this cool, you know?

Vinny

She's probably Ronnie's backpack anywhere he goes in the club. She's a female backpack.

Deena

Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.

Situation

It's like me against the three f*%kin' trash bags in the house.

Sammi