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Vinny: Do you think the new girls' boobs are real or fake? I, personally, like fake boobs. Hey, New Girl! What's in a real boob?
Deena: I think it's, like, fat tissue. You only get milk in it if you're pregnant I think.

We're the exact same size, same body shape kind of, we're such a blast!


I can't trust you! You lied to me!


Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.

I don't care about family dinner. I'm not great friends with these people at this point.


Enough with the family sh!t, Mike!


This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.


Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do f*%ked up sh!t, I don't even know what's wrong with me.


Oh my God. This girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.


It's T-shirt time, it's T-shirt time, yo everybody, it's T-shirt time. I made a rap, it's hard being this cool, you know?


She's probably Ronnie's backpack anywhere he goes in the club. She's a female backpack.


Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.


It's like me against the three f*%kin' trash bags in the house.

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