Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Kissing Cousins" Quotes

Snooki: Thank you, Mike, because you're an a—hole and we hate you and you're a bad person and you were born in 1965.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Pauly D: I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Deena: People think I'm dumb, but I'm really not that dumb.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Don't ruin your life over me.
Ronnie: You are my life now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I never thought you would ever, like, do that to me, and you did ... I always knew what I had, and, like, you didn't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: I need someone who understands what I'm going through.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: [on Snook] I care about her too much to let her smash two nights.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: Deena and Snooks have just shown again why they defy the laws of intelligence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Whatever... f*%k my life. Sh!t happens.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: [to Sam] You are my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

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