Jeff is ready to do moves on me... but really I had my friggin' period. Story of my life.

Snooki

I told [Pauly D] I'm taking his sperm and making babies out of it.

Snooki

It's not Halloween. I'm not handing out candy for free, like you need a golden ticket to get in these drawers.

Deena

I remember I [masturbated] all day once and the next day I couldn't even move.

Snooki

Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.

Sammi

Everyone's having a good time, everyone's gettin' along in the house. But, once again, one step forward, two step backs.

Ronnie

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.

Sammi

Everyone's having a good time, everyone's gettin' along in the house. But, once again, one step forward, two step backs.

Ronnie