Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 6: "Should We Just Break Up?" Quotes
Jeff is ready to do moves on me... but really I had my friggin' period. Story of my life.
Snooki
I told [Pauly D] I'm taking his sperm and making babies out of it.
Snooki
It's not Halloween. I'm not handing out candy for free, like you need a golden ticket to get in these drawers.
Deena
I remember I [masturbated] all day once and the next day I couldn't even move.
Snooki
Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.
Sammi
Everyone's having a good time, everyone's gettin' along in the house. But, once again, one step forward, two step backs.
Ronnie