Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Twinning" Quotes

Deena: This is not me, this is not what I do, I like penis.
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Snooki: Mike you're a f**king douchebag, I hate you, I f**king hate you!!
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Mike: Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.
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Snooki: [to Mike] I don't want to be friends with you, I don't like you, I can't even look at you right now!
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Vinny: I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn't know who this chick was gonna get with, but somehow she ends up on top of me.
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Snooki: Deena's being lesbianic tonight.
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The Situation: It was supposed to be a manage-a-twin ... I was supposed to be Twinning. I'm upset, but not too upset because I still have one twin.
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Pauly D: This is a full blown lesbianic experience right now.
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Deena: When you're drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls.
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Ronnie: Hey Guys! Deena's making out with the twin right now!
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