This is not me, this is not what I do, I like penis.


Mike you're a f**king douchebag, I hate you, I f**king hate you!!


Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.


[to Mike] I don't want to be friends with you, I don't like you, I can't even look at you right now!


I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn't know who this chick was gonna get with, but somehow she ends up on top of me.


Deena's being lesbianic tonight.


It was supposed to be a manage-a-twin ... I was supposed to be Twinning. I'm upset, but not too upset because I still have one twin.

The Situation

This is a full blown lesbianic experience right now.

Pauly D

When you're drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls.

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