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This is not me, this is not what I do, I like penis.

Deena

Mike you're a f**king douchebag, I hate you, I f**king hate you!!

Snooki

Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.

Mike

[to Mike] I don't want to be friends with you, I don't like you, I can't even look at you right now!

Snooki

I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn't know who this chick was gonna get with, but somehow she ends up on top of me.

Vinny

Deena's being lesbianic tonight.

Snooki

It was supposed to be a manage-a-twin ... I was supposed to be Twinning. I'm upset, but not too upset because I still have one twin.

The Situation

This is a full blown lesbianic experience right now.

Pauly D

When you're drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls.

Deena

Hey Guys! Deena's making out with the twin right now!

Ronnie

I put the groundwork in with these twins and it looks like I'm gonna have a little threesome tonight.

Mike

Twinning!

Snooki
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

I can't read a map because I can't see. Ron can't read a map because you know, Ron's Ron.

Snooki

I'm supposed to be wearing glasses but I'm not doing that because I'll look ugly.

Snooki