Jersey Shore Quotes
Pauly D: Whether you're the first man in, or the last man in: Ryder.
Ryder is looking pretty good tonight, but she's already had sex with Vinny and I'm not really cool with sloppy seconds, so I don't know what do to with her.
Pauly D
Sammi "Sweetheart": Ryder is really riding around town in this house: Vinny, The Unit, now Pauly.
Snooki knows what's going on. So she eliminates Jionni from the equation. She hid the whole night.
Mike
Is it supposed to smell like skunk up here?
Jenni "JWOWW"
Mike normally wifes up his grenades this way. Is he doing that with The Unit?
Sammi "Sweetheart"
Oh My God. Let's be real. I feel like Mike has ... gay tendencies.
Sammi "Sweetheart"
This is Hurricane Situation and it's heading straight for Snooki Island.
Mike
Nicole is going off saying really mean things. It's probably the stupidest thing you can do because this is the key witness to the crime.
Situation
Everybody knows the story, but now the witnesses are here. It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.
Situation
Uncle Nino is the ultimate creep. I feel he should be in this house with us. Honestly, I feel he should get the smoosh room.
Ronnie
Uncle Nino is back. He's drunk. He's hitting on every girl in the place.
Pauly D
