Jersey Shore Quotes
There's unfinished business ... You have Jionni with Vinny, Jionni with Mike. Tonight can get ugly real quick.
JWoww
Vinny's haircut is a mixture between a mullet, a mohawk, and a faux hawk. I don't even know what to call that. But it looks good on him.
Ronnie
This is America. I can breathe. I smell the smog. I love it.
Pauly D
I feel like I'm in heaven because I get to GTL again.
Ronnie
I have an emergency. I have an emergency. I need the strongest lotion you have and the max time, and I want to go twice.
Pauly D
I'm 14 days behing my game. I need to get back to bussiness.
Pauly D
Ohh Yeahhh. Tanning. Yeahh.
Pauly D
I want to shock my system. I'm tanorexic, bro.
Pauly D
First thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm almost as white as Mike's teeth.
Pauly D
If we don't GTL, it's like the end of civilization.
Mike "The Situation"
It feel great to be back at the T-Shirt shop. As crazy as it sounds, I can't wait to work again.
Pauly
This is the palest you've ever seen. You're all Vinny's color.
Danny
