Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes
Stop caring and f*%k me!
Snooki
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
Mike
She's begging for Seabiscuit. Like literally. Begging.
Vinny
If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop.
Snooki
Deena likes to call herself a 'Holiday,' I call her 'The Holiday Inn.'
Mike
She's like a 3,000-pound man. She's like a bulldozer.
JWoww
Seriously, like, who pees in a bar?
Snooki
I keep getting camel toe, I feel.
Deena
My vagina's out.
Snooki
We just got chemistry, you know? And I'm not talking about the class.
Mike
You brought me into this house, and Jenni has had my back since day one.
Deena
[to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?
Snooki
