Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes
Italy's like that big country. No, Europe is that big country. They have Britain, England, and Italy.Snooki
Sammi: Do breasts shrink when they're fake?
J-Woww: No way. These babies are 700 cc's and they're staying 700 cc's.
Snooki: Sammi and I should get fake boobs.
Sammi: [nodding] I want them!
Snooki: One of mine is bigger than the other. When I lay down, they go to the side. It's annoying.
Lock up your daughters. Handcuff your wives.Mike
I'll bring guys home, but I won't do sex.Deena
It's decorated Italy style.Snooki
It's a way of cleaning your butthole after going to the bathroom.Vinny
[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'Mike
[on Deena's chest] If these boobies could talk they would say, I'm a good time, I'm a blast in a bra.Pauly