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Italy's like that big country. No, Europe is that big country. They have Britain, England, and Italy.

Snooki

Sammi: Do breasts shrink when they're fake?
J-Woww: No way. These babies are 700 cc's and they're staying 700 cc's.
Snooki: Sammi and I should get fake boobs.
Sammi: [nodding] I want them!
Snooki: One of mine is bigger than the other. When I lay down, they go to the side. It's annoying.

Lock up your daughters. Handcuff your wives.

Mike

I'll bring guys home, but I won't do sex.

Deena

Taxi arrivato!

Pauly

No granatos.

Vinny

It's decorated Italy style.

Snooki

It's a way of cleaning your butthole after going to the bathroom.

Vinny

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike

[on Deena's chest] If these boobies could talk they would say, I'm a good time, I'm a blast in a bra.

Pauly
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike