Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Season 4 Episode 12: "Ciao Italia"

Pauly D: Como si dice "Jersey, here we come!"
Snooki: Let's get ready to go to Seaside, motherf---kers.
Ronnie: I can't eat any more pasta. Seriously.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinnie: We seen you guys use condoms.
Pauly D: Since when do you guys use those? I thought you guys were trying.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tour guide: Cupid, the son of Venus, who will throw the arrow of love.
Deena: So they're real?
Tour guide: What you mean, they're real?
Deena: The babies with wings? That's cool.
Tour guide: They're the gods of the Greeks and Romans.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: I think the statue of David is pretty sexy. I would do it.
Snooki: If I could change the statue of David, he would look more like a guido. He could have a spray tan. And also, his wiener just doesn't cut it. Probably because he's soft.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinnie: When you're trying to eat pizza, there's nothing less appetizing than seeing Deena's dirty thong hanging above your head.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Ronnie and Sam walk into the smoosh room. Five minutes later, they walk out. Now the whole house knows it took five minutes for them to get their smoosh on. No wonder Sam never smiles.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Vinnie: Seeing Nicole cleaning is like seeing Mike with a f-cking condom. It just doesn't happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Oooh I love the breeze.
Deena: This is wonderful. Down there it was like a frickin' basement. I was getting boob sweat, I was getting like kooka sweat, a--hole sweat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 11: "Situation Problems"

Vinnie: How'd he take it?
Snooki: We're working on things I guess. I'm not his girlfriend, but we're working on things.
Vinnie: Wanna cuddle?
Snooki: Vinnie! You douche.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 10: "Damage Is Done"

Mike "The Situation": Pretty much my master plan today is gym, tan, who's the rat?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike "The Situation": Well you need to ask somebody. Don't listen to the f-cking peanut gallery, ask people first, 'cause I didn't make no f-cking phone call!
Sammi: Why are you going around saying sh-t?
Mike: Why are you talking sh-t? Stay out of it, let her ask first!
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Mike's dodging everything like the matrix. She's throwing wine bottles at him, he's ducking them, he's moving all around. He's running from her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 9: "Three Men and a Snooki"

Snooki: This whole time I'm depressed because of you. And I'm not being myself.
Jionni: So why are you with me?
Snooki: I don't know, I'm asking myself that question right now.
Jionni: What do you mean you're not being yourself. You're drunk seven days a week, you're hooking up with girls and you're dancing in your underwear, that's not you?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Vinnie's in purple pants. And I don't know how I feel about it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Snooki: He sounded like he was at a freakin' bar.
JWOWW: Stop, don't say things like that, it's Sam.
Sammi: Stop, that's not me anymore. Tell her she's being the old me.
JWOWW: OK Sam, let's go get Ron.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Snooki: You wanna hear the story? So I flew my boyfriend out here to be with me, and he f-cking left me. I'm miserable right now, so I came here to drink, and that's what I'm doing. So don't look at me like I'm a weirdo, I'm f-cking heartbroken. So let me dance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Como si dice, "where the f-ck is my boyfriend?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "Where Is My Boyfriend?"

Snooki: Me and Jionni, we're going to have guido babies. I know it. I can't wait to pop those suckers out. They're going to be so tan, and cute. Oh, I'm so excited! I hope I have a C-section because I don't want it to f-ck up my vagina.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: Mike's new thing is karate. I'm like yeah, alright Mike. Do your thing, Kung Fu Panda.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I just need to get it in. I just need to touch his freakin' tan wiener...I shouldn't have said that. But, his wiener is tan and I love it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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