Favorite Justified Quotes
Normally, I would've just shot you myself the second you pulled, but I am doing my level-best to avoid the paper work and the self-incrimination that comes with it, that Lord knows you're the kind that makes it worth it more.
Raylan
Why don't you tell them for me, that I was the best two pumps of your life, okay?
Raylan
Art: Hell of a shot. Did you consider what might have happened if you missed?
Tim: I can't carry a tune, I don't know how to shoot a basketball, and my handwriting is barely legible, but I don't miss.
You are a violent man, my friend.
Boyd (to Raylan)
ATF Agent: Did she screw all your relatives? Or just you two?
Boyd: Now sir, I know you have an investigation to conduct but if you disrespect Ava one more time, I'm gonna come across this table.
I think a threat against a federal office would be a little more specific. Something more along the lines of, if you disrespect Miss Crowder again I'll beat the ever loving shit out of ya.
Art
Tom Bergen: Art I've been in Harlan 18 years. People still look at me like I'm some kinda yankee come down to burn their crops. But this guy...
Raylan: I know my people.
Art: You're like the hillbilly whisperer. We oughta put you on Oprah.
Raylan: I can only imagine how hard it has been for you to get where you are in the Marshal service
Rachel: Because I'm black or because I'm a woman?
Raylan: Because you're an idiot.
Raylan: You get into Reesner's hard drive?
Chris: What am I an ass hole?
Raylan: Why do you put up with him all of these years?
Helen: We suffer well together.
I got you out of jail. At the very least, I'll get you back in.
Raylan
I've been wondering if I'm just a criminal at heart, ya know, truly my father's son.
Raylan
