I guess that depends on your definition of friend. He's a nice enough fella, but I wouldn't ask to borrow his corduroy jacket.

Boyd

Wood: You aight?
Steve: Nah. Homeboy hit me with a shovel.

You the type of fella that walks under a flock of birds and is surprised when he ends up with shit on his face?

Raylan

I'll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons, and I'll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That's gonna make it legal.

Raylan

Are you a midget? Because that's a midget shovel.

Dewey

I just about forgot how much I hate the sound of your voice. Using every word in the Webster's without ever saying a damn thing.

Johnny

You gonna cut down a tree that size you better make sure you bring a very big saw.

Boyd

Danny: I'm his roommate now that I've landed.
Raylan: That's a sitcom I'd pay to see.

A small town never forgets.

Boyd

Death will not be the end of your suffering.

Boyd

Jesus, that machine hooked up to the septic.

Kendall

Elias: You know why I'm here.
Picker: Because you're a boot licking errand boy?

Justified Quotes

Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.

For I am born again in the eyes of the Lord

Boyd