Popular Legit Quotes
Jim: Why does she get a shield? I never got offered a shield. I went through more than she has. I got my head cut.
Lawyer: Jim, shut up.
Rodney: So, you single now?
Jim looks at Rodney.
Rodney: What!?
Hey, Jim, I'm not saying it's a good idea, but if you see any beer in there, can you bring me out a sixer?
Walter
Sorry to burst in on you Janice. I assumed if you knew I was coming over, you would have cleaned up a bit.
Jim
A little messy? She's a full blown hoarder!
Jim
Don't feel bad. You're a sexual being like everyone else in the room. Except for Steve of course.
Jim
