Legit Quotes
Wendy: I'm more worried about cleanliness.
Steve: I washed it this morning.
Wendy: You did?
Billy: He did.
Steve: Yeah, I even got behind the ball sack.
Jim: Look at this guy! What a good brother.
Morning shift. Only two girls working.
Jim
I just don't want him to be rejected by hookers, it's nothing personal. With all due respect, it's just the type of people that you are.
Jim
Jim: Hookers and blow my friend. Well, hookers, no blow for you, well maybe, how's your heart?
Billy: Jim, it would kill me.
Jim: No blow. Just hookers for you then.
Alien. I'm an alien of extraordinary abilities, Steve. I'm like ET.
Jim
Jim: I think I'd like to have kids.
Steve: You think you'd be a good father?
Jim: I think I'd be a great father.
Steve: What about a husband?
Jim: Yeah, there's a problem.
