Favorite Lie to Me Quotes
Gillian: You think I'm naive just because I don't share your twisted view of the world.
Cal: That and you read romance novels.
Gillian: Yes I do, because they make me happy. A pursuit I highly recommend to you.
Cal: Truth or happiness, never both.
Prince John: You see me running?
Lightman: My advice to you, dust off your sneakers princess.
Cal Lightman: Nobody can tell the whole truth, it's subjective, and passes through our own filters.
Judge Quinn: How about you promise to be honest to the best of your ability?
Cal Lightman: Now you're talking!
Did you only marry mom because you got her pregnant?
Emily
Lightman, no, no, I'm not that much of a gentleman.
You were the greatest news I ever got. Still are.
Lightman [to Emily]
Lightman: I have a little problem Em. Semicolons, I never understood them.
Emily: Yet you use them anyway.
Cal Lightman: Well, that's the official version.
Ria Torres: You think there is more than one version?
Cal Lightman: There is always more than one version.
Clara Musso: Are you trying to get me drunk?
Cal Lightman: Me, No, Never..... Absolutely.
Clara Musso: I will call you tomorrow to celebrate.
Cal Lightman: Your place or mine?
Clara Musso: Your place IS now mine.
Addison: That man's death was a tragedy.
Cal Lightman: The kind of tragedy that could kill a political career, unless your name is Kennedy of course.
Lightman: Talk amongst yourself for a moment. Dave, she's my best friend, just handle with care.
Gillian: Don't let him scare you off.

Lightman: I thought I said...
Gillian: Talk amongst myself? I got bored.
Lightman: Really?
Lightman: Emily has lost her virginity.
Gillian: Lost it?
Lightman: Well misplaced it, you know.
Gillian: Lost works, how do you know?
