I'm the star of the show - I've got pull.

Cate

Ahhahah - Kinda a catch 22 right there.

Cate

Being back on this gym actually makes my boob hurt.

Cate

There are many ways to get the same feeling without actually having sex. Flexible shower heads, vibrating back massagers, the spin cycle of a washing machine..

Abby

This is not about Tasha and Bug - this is about Lux.

Abby

You don't have to convince me, convince Lux.

Social Worker

I may have hired you for the wrong reasons, but I will keep you on for the right ones.

Baze

I know it seems like I am okay, but I am more messed up inside that it seems.

Lux

I can't believe it - I've never been so happy to see a bong lamp.

Cate

I'm home too.

Ryan

You got to think before you do things - you got a brain up there, use it.

Baze's father

Bug: Cher. But not in a gay way.
Baze: Is there another way?

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux