Life Unexpected "Bong Intercepted" Quotes
Math: Good things happen in really messed up ways sometimes.
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Cate: I don't know how many times I can keep saying I am trying.
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Lux: Not a single person ever in sixteen years wanted me.
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Ryan: If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.
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Cate: Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.
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Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.
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Sales clerk: (to Ryan and Cate) I wish you guys would wake up and realize you are perfect for each other.
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Cate: So if a guy is thirty and single he has standards and if a girl is thirty and single she has issues.
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Total Quotes: 8