Uninvited street urchins versus Abercrombie and Bitch.

Tasha

Jones: Come on Goldie Locks we have them on the run.
Tasha: Hey Goldie Locks, feeling better?

You got to think before you do things - you got a brain up there, use it.

Baze's father

Everyone treats me like I have the social bird flu.

Lux

No more eating competitions - I feel like I have a food baby.

Math

Stick that in your looser pipes and smoke it.

Jamie

Good things happen in really messed up ways sometimes.

Math

I don't know how many times I can keep saying I am trying.

Cate

Not a single person ever in sixteen years wanted me.

Lux

If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.

Ryan

Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.

Cate

Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux