Life Unexpected Quotes
Uninvited street urchins versus Abercrombie and Bitch.
Tasha
Jones: Come on Goldie Locks we have them on the run.
Tasha: Hey Goldie Locks, feeling better?
You got to think before you do things - you got a brain up there, use it.
Baze's father
Everyone treats me like I have the social bird flu.
Lux
No more eating competitions - I feel like I have a food baby.
Math
Stick that in your looser pipes and smoke it.
Jamie
Good things happen in really messed up ways sometimes.
Math
I don't know how many times I can keep saying I am trying.
Cate
Not a single person ever in sixteen years wanted me.
Lux
If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.
Ryan
Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.
Cate
Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.