Favorite Lipstick Jungle Quotes
Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.
Nico
I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?
Nico [to Janice]
You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?
Roy
Joe's Assistant: Anything else you want me to tell Mr Bennett?
Roy: I'm impressed.
Joe's Assistant: Not you.
You're gonna keep rising and rising and I'm going to be looking for Spider-Man band aids and cleaning up cat puke and I just gotta make peace with that. It just seems to get a little harder each day.
Shane
Mr Benett's Assistant: Mr Benett would like to meet you to tonight at the ley
Victory: Uhh... and what is this in reference to?
Mr Benett's Assistant: He finds you very attractive and according to Google you are single
Victory: I'm sorry. Are you asking me on a date.
Mr Benett's Assistant: Yes I am... err he is.
What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.
Victory
Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.
When I'm here with you and it's just us and the kids I never feel like I nothing. It's just everything changes when I walk out the door.
Shane
I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?
Shane
You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil. You're going to sleep with him aren't you?
Wendy
I hate it when you call it "that magazine" as if it's infectious.
Nico
