Mad Men
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Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.
Don
I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.
Faye [to Don]
Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.
I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.
Lane
What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
Don Draper
Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.
Roger Sterling
You're a whore. You know that?
Don [to Betty]
"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.
Don
This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.
Bobbie Barrett
Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.
That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.
Betty
Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!
