Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.


Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.

Faye [to Don]

I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.


Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?


What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Don Draper

Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.


That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.


Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Don: Rachel.
Rachel: Yes?
Don: You're not just smooth. You're Wilkinson smooth.