Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.


I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.

Faye [to Don]

Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?


I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.


What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Don Draper

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.


Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.


You're a whore. You know that?

Don [to Betty]

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.

Don Draper