Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

Don

I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.

Faye [to Don]

Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.

Lane

Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?

Roger

What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Don Draper

That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

Betty

Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.

Don

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett

You're a whore. You know that?

Don [to Betty]

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Peggy: It just looks good now, but it was miserable when you were in it. Trust me.
Roger: Is that really how you're gonna remember this place?
Peggy: No.