Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.


I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.

Faye [to Don]

Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?


I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.


What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Don Draper

That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.


"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.


Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett

You're a whore. You know that?

Don [to Betty]

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Roger: How about a little dignity?
Ken: You're firing me!
Roger: Yes, but you're going to get a generous severance package if you help Pete secure all of your accounts. Including DOW.