Mad Men

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Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

Don

I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.

Faye [to Don]

Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?

Roger

I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.

Lane

What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Don Draper

Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.

Don

That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

Betty

Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett
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Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.