Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.


I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things.

Faye [to Don]

I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.


Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?


Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Don Draper

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.


That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.


Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett

You're a whore. You know that?

Don [to Betty]

Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.