Peggy: This is good champagne.
Don: I don't think so.

Kinsey: He might lose his foot.
Roger: Right when he got it in the door.

That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.

Joan

I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.

Lane

This is your brother. We don't know who he is yet, or what he's gonna be. And that is a wonderful thing.

Don

Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.

Stop barging in here and infecting me with your anxiety.

Peggy [to Pete]

I was an anthropology major. Imagine that.

Betty

Everytime I turn around, you've got a hand in my pocket... there's not one thing that you've done here that I couldn't live without.

Don [to Peggy]

I was just thinking of all the days I walked by you and didn't even notice. How is that possible?

Duck [to Peggy]

Peggy: What do you want from me?
Duck: ... to give you a go-around like you've never had.

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger