Hold my cleanse.

Flynn

Not only can you stand up for Alice, but you can stand up for yourself.

Raydor

Baird: If you people could just think it through...
Sharon: Eternal Meadows freezes people's heads!
Baird: Oh I don't know, do they?

Well, that was a terrific use of the dealmaking process.

Hobbs

So... some guy illegallly recorded 42 women without their permission and I videoed a confessed killer at his request, and I'm the one in trouble?

Rusty

Two people died because of you, sir. I killed one of them myself. You're going to jail.

Tao

Tao: Towards the end, did you notice an abrupt decline?
Dr. Cabrera: As declines go, death is fairly extreme.

Well, of course I don't want to... did I say I wouldn't?

Provenza

Hold on. Arsenic? Where's the old lace? Who uses arsenic in this day in age?

Provenza

In 40 years, I've never met a pair of more spoiled brats!

Provenza

When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.

Provenza

Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.

Sharon

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.