Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Baird: If you people could just think it through...
Sharon: Eternal Meadows freezes people's heads!
Baird: Oh I don't know, do they?
One wrong turn, one car ride with the wrong guy and I wouldn't be here. It seems so random.
Rusty
Sykes: $35 entrees.
Provenza: What for? Are the waitresses naked?
No, he said he would prefer it. And I would prefer to get Julio moving and to have Andy move with him.
Sharon
You're doing a story on Alice Herrara? For what? Show and tell or kindergarten?
Slider
You drop an egg. Sometimes it breaks, sometimes it doesn't.
Sharon
Tao: Towards the end, did you notice an abrupt decline?
Dr. Cabrera: As declines go, death is fairly extreme.
Not just the Twitter and the Facebook and the Instagram, but the... dating ones too.
Provenza
Hold on. Arsenic? Where's the old lace? Who uses arsenic in this day in age?
Provenza
Who is our job, not yours.
Flynn
When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.
Provenza
Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.
Sharon
