Sharon: Amanda invited you to stay at her house?
Admiral: Many times. But it was indefensible by land.

Sykes: According to Gabe's mother, he's an angel. Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Provenza: Charles Manson's mother said the same thing.

Sharon: Why did you pull your hand away?
Rusty: Why did I... because, Mom, I... I was extremely uncomfortable. What? You gonna say I'm wrong?
Sharon: No. But... which feeling is worse? Gus holding your hand or you sitting here alone in the dark?

While you're at it, Mike, call the coroner. Might as well get it all done at once.

Provenza

Provenza: What the hell are you doing in my chair?
Rusty: I need your advice.
Provenza: My advice is - GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!

Provenza: Let's not jump to conclusions.
Flynn: Since when?

Hey. Um, I'm sorry to interrupt you at work. I had something to tell you and it affects our son.

Sharon B

He always has questions. Let's hope they're easier than usual.

Sharon B

Buzz: Anyone want to watch any more video of this asshole?
Provenza: Not while I'm eating this fabulous lunch.

Rusty: Mom said you can take your time.
Buzz: I've taken 30 years. Another day won't hurt me.

Could you panic a little more quietly? Because we need to hear this.

Provenza

Sharon: Well, your mother came to visit me yesterday.
Rusty: Oh no.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.