A library card is a preferred form of ID from illegal immigrants.


Look at her shoes. Amazing isn't it? No matter how hard their lives, girls try to make things prettier.


Am I really that self centered that the, the things that I feel bad about for other people really just about me?


Sharon: I'm so sorry.
Rusty: That this happened or that she'll only call back?

It's not called the fairness system.


Nobody stops right in the middle of a knife fight to turn up the sound system, sir.


You think that somehow I'm worse than a gay boy who sold himself on the street. I forgave you and you are not big enough to forgive me!

Mom Sharon

Sykes: She only confessed because someone was finally listening to her. I'm sorry I didn't see it coming, and it was a mistake I didn't record it.
Sharon: If getting a confession from a suspect is a mistake, then let's make more mistakes.

Rusty: I can't believe how many times people say 'hey I did it' and then you guys can't arrest them. What's wrong this time? Did she end her sentence with a preposition or something?
Sharon: She wasn't Mirandized, the confession wasn't recorded and she was drunk.
Rusty: [phone rings] Speaking of drunks.

No! Don't shoot. I'm rich!


Holy crap! What's Dick Tracy doing in the kitchen?!


Tracy has been working for Marcella's relatives all along. He poisoned that little dog on purpose!


Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.


Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.