Major Crimes Quotes
Taylor: Chief Johnson would have found a way around this.
Flynn: She would have, but then we would be back defending ourselves in court.
I'm Howard Grey and, uh, Ed helped himself to our buffet without asking and walked off with two brownies. We waited while he went upstairs to eat and then, after he choked to death on his own rudeness and his cries for help kind of petered out, uh, I propped him up in one of those kitchen chairs and called 911. And, we're very sorry your honor, and we promise never to let someone kill themselves again.Howard
Dominoes. Huh. I guess it always comes down to dominoes.Provenza
Buzz: Be careful. It's an antique.
Tao: Blech. If you look through this lens, you can probably see Barnaby Jones.
What's the point of brownies, without nuts?Tao
It can't stop the grief you're feeling, I know, but to us and to all the children he saved, your son is a hero.Sharon
Provenza: And we're hearing the DA's version of events already because....
Rios: Does the name Trayvon Martin mean anything to you? I'm sorry Lieutenant, if the LAPD isn't going to get ahead of the race issue then the DA's office will.
Provenza: Ah well, thanks for bringing politics into the situation. We police officers sometimes get confused by trying to solve the murder.
Do you really want me to get you an attorney, or do you want to get right with God? Because sometimes it's not possible to do both.Sharon
Remember, until we can prove otherwise, even when it's not gangs, it's gangs.Taylor
Rios: I wasn't rude. I was...
Buzz: Obnoxious. Dismissive.
Rios: Wow. Wow. Does he always get that hostile?
Provenza: Actually, Emma, I think what he was trying to say, in his own way, was don't be so damned rude.
Rios: Oh God. Don't ya just love gang cases.
Sanchez: I don't think this is gangs.
Rios: Why? The vehicle was found in gang territory with a gang weapon in the back seat....
Sanchez: A gang wouldn't leave the car on the street like that...
Rios: I'm not finished! Speedy and his Third Streeters, they think it was gangs. It was a drive by. Plus I...
Sanchez: Plus you need to watch your mouth.
Rios: Excuse me?
Sanchez: Did you sleep on the floor every night so you wouldn't get gunfire? Anyone in your family shot dead on the street? You spend your career hunting these guys? It's not gangs! And you stop talking to me like I'm your waiter.