Major Crimes

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Major crimes
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Provenza: I thought you were just covering your ass so we could keep our case.
Sharon: I was precisely following the law.
Provenza: God. It's like working for a hall monitor every single day.

Rusty: Are you sure about all of this?
Sharon: Honey, I do this for a living.

Oh I hope not, Captain, I should certainly hope not.

Provenza

Rusty: Did I do anything that I have to apologize for?
Sharon: No, we are past the apologies phase with Mr. Dunn, and we have moved on to the 'please don't let me drive over to his house and shoot him in the head' phase.

I mean, we get how terrible this was for you, but we're still going to have to arrest you for murder. Oh, and your husband might find out about that.

Flynn

I don't care. I want to arrest him because I can't stand listening to him anymore.

Flynn

I'll be spending time in the breakroom and if Mr. Dunn ever shows up, tell him I'm not spending the weekend with him until he learns to tell time!

Rusty

Tao: You'll be surprised to learn Vegas has a lot of scams.
Provenza: Whaaaaaa....?
Tao: Shocking, I know.

And you're right, sir. While we can't charge you twice for the murder of your wife, we can use her as evidence.

Sharon

The husband did it, the husband did it, the husband did it.

Provenza

And it shouldn't come as a surprise to you, but I can be bought!

Rusty

Who stares directly into an airport security camera?

Provenza
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Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.