Why should everyone have a crummy Thanksgiving because of me?

Flynn

Tao: Maybe he's the strong silent type.
Provenza: Yeah, but does he speak softly and carry a big tire iron?

Pumpkin soup. Another thing I will never understand.

Provenza

That was a free-range butcher. He managed to save a ham for me.

Provenza

Beat up on Monday, murdered on Wednesday. Your victim was having a rough day.

I think Mrs. Palmer is in shock. She has already signed the consent form giving us permission to search the house so I'm giving her a moment.

Amy

Well, it's a young man's game. Not a word.

Provenza

Chip: Close call, huh? I was a lucky guy.
Julio: If you were lucky, sir, your wife would have gotten out of the car instead of you and you wouldn't have the rest of your life to wonder what you could have done to save her.

Cut. Print. Moving on.

Sharon

Sharon: He was hoping to win a million dollars.
Andy: Not worth losing a relationship, is it?

Slider: I always wanted to be on TV. But don't make me look bad.
Rusty: No. The idea is for you to look like yourself.

Reality doesn't just happen.

Colleen

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.