Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.

Sharon

Jason: Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001?
Tao: Otherwise known as the PATRIOT Act.
Jason. PATRIOT is an acronym?
Provenza: Oh yeah. Someone was very proud the day they thought of it.

Contrary to what you see on television, it takes more than an hour to get the results on DNA.

Sharon

Jason: So what's with all the blood?
Tao: It's what we call a clue, Jason. Excuse me.

That guys not our problem and don't say hot pursuit.

Sanchez

I downloaded the free version yesterday, and all I had to do was enter a screen name. Mr. Clean.

Tao

That's it? The gays. They have it made.

Provenza

Don't be concerned about this witness protection business. It's not gonna happen.

Sharon

Oh geez. Why do I keep putting myself through this?

Provenza

One of the nice things about me DDA Rios, is that if I'm unhappy about something, people never really have to ask.

Sharon

Provenza: Rusty has the right to have his guardian present!
DDA Rio: His guardian? Are you saying my witness lives with you?

Flynn: Okay, never ending budget crisis. The morgue can't get out here until 5 a.m.
Provenza: That's okay. She's got no other place to be.