Rusty: My mom shouldn't have this baby.
Sharon: That is not your choice to make, young man.

Sharon: Well, your mother came to visit me yesterday.
Rusty: Oh no.

Could you panic a little more quietly? Because we need to hear this.

Provenza

Rusty: Mom said you can take your time.
Buzz: I've taken 30 years. Another day won't hurt me.

Buzz: Anyone want to watch any more video of this asshole?
Provenza: Not while I'm eating this fabulous lunch.

He always has questions. Let's hope they're easier than usual.

Sharon B

Hey. Um, I'm sorry to interrupt you at work. I had something to tell you and it affects our son.

Sharon B

Provenza: Let's not jump to conclusions.
Flynn: Since when?

Provenza: What the hell are you doing in my chair?
Rusty: I need your advice.
Provenza: My advice is - GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!

While you're at it, Mike, call the coroner. Might as well get it all done at once.

Provenza

Sharon: Why did you pull your hand away?
Rusty: Why did I... because, Mom, I... I was extremely uncomfortable. What? You gonna say I'm wrong?
Sharon: No. But... which feeling is worse? Gus holding your hand or you sitting here alone in the dark?

Sykes: According to Gabe's mother, he's an angel. Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Provenza: Charles Manson's mother said the same thing.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.