Sharon: Amanda invited you to stay at her house?
Admiral: Many times. But it was indefensible by land.

I think I feel like one of the dinosaurs, watching the media from afar.

Provenza

Mr. Pond: Great. Rather than looking for my daughter, let's sit here and chat.
Flynn: Other than the argument you had with Amanda about her boyfriend -
Mr. Pond: Who turned 18, by the way. Last April. So if he's been intimate with my daughter, that's statutory rape.

Yeah, never a big deal when grown men drive teenage girls home.

Flynn

So as always, when it comes to this part of the town, the police are very late.

Jane Wolf

Patrice: Louie, you look amazing.
Provenza: Well, that's because... I'm amazed.

I'm sorry won't cut it.

Julio

We all know. We ALL know.

Sharon

Everyone's about to know something, Gary. And now I'm leaving you just like you left me, in a place full of cages with nowhere to go.

Rusty

Rachel took everything from me. My self-respect, my job, my husband. I know you won't believe it, but I loved that son-of-a-bitch. I LOVED him.

Sherrie

No. I'm not talking to her. She goes or I go. Gentlemen, I'm under no obligation here, am I?

Sherrie

She couldn't plan dinner. She bought toilet paper one roll at a time.

Rusty

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.