Major Crimes Quotes
[Sharon falls]
Buzz: Are you okay?
Sharon: I guess I needed to sit down.
Sharon: Craig seems to have a thing for attractive women.
Sykes: We'll see what we can do, but we're over 30.
Sharon: What are all those boxes stacked by your bed?
Rusty: Oh. Gus stopped by to return absolutely everything I left at his place.
Sharon: Oh. How'd it go?
Rusty: We're both busy with other things. I have to keep my focus on getting into law school, and Gus is struggling to find another job.
Sharon: Gus is struggling? Why?
Rusty: Because when he stopped sleeping with him, Aiden fired him and won't help him get another job. And that is the kind of man Gustavo chose over me.
Sharon: I don't know why Gustavo chose him, but what Aiden is doing is illegal.
Rusty: It is?
Sharon: Yes. You cannot fire someone or hold back a reference just because they won't sleep with you. It's sexual harassment. We don't put people in jail for it, but it is against the law.
Oh... you think I'm involved because that bitch took everything I owned and put me in directing jail for the last five years!
Walsh
Kyle Bixby is more than a fraud. He is an emotional rapist!
Bonnie Pearl [on TV]
Flynn: I know this guy Craig was a scumbag, but at least he told them what they were in for.
Julio: You can't require someone be molested. It voids the contract.
Rusty: Don't tell me you're sorry that you slept with Aiden. I don't want to hear about it.
Gus: What's on your wall?
Rusty: Those are people who died because they're connected to Philip Stroh.
Gus: Are you safe?
Rusty: It really doesn't concern you.
Sykes: I guess the cat's out of the bag.
Flynn: Out of the bag? More like run over by an 18-wheeler.
Page: Mr. Pearl, we ask that you not make a big news statement about your mother's death.
Stan: It isn't about you, is it?
Page: No, it's about finding your mother's murderer.
Stan: You do your job, I'll do mine. Excuse me, detectives.
Provenza: Bonnie's purse was missing. Is it possible this could be random?
Sharon: Nothing is random in the Palisades.
So what happened? She stopped, rolled down her window, and ados?
Julio
Flynn: Look, Father, you have a pattern of behavior that leads up to reasonable doubt. If you don't like the way I'm questioning you, wait til you get on the stand and swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Nolan: So help you God.
