Well, look at it this way. I remember my ex-wive's attorneys far better than I do the marriages.

Provenza

Man, you people lie about everything!

Rusty

Sykes is not just polishing the apple right now. The captain got it right.

Provenza

Sharon: Good God we just walked into a kidnapping.
Provenza: If their daughter is still alive.

Did this undecipherable code involve altering the first letter of names and leaving everything else unchanged?

Fritz

Rusty: I shouldn't be going to this school. I'm not even Catholic.
Sharon: Just walk around with a guilty expression on your face. You'll fit right in.

In English? She was extra high.

Provenza

Why don't we try to get the suspect's boyfriend, that dumb golfer dude, to admit that she had more than one drink?

Sanchez

Five hundred bucks for a bus ride from Reno? That's a little steep is it not?

Tao

Hey, funny guy, you sing and dance, too?

Flynn

You have been a homicide detective for how long and you still expect life to be fair?

Sharon

Then I quit.

Provenza

Major Crimes Season 1 Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.