I love love, I just hate monogamy.

Ella

Relationships are complicated. Cooking comes with instructions.

Auggie

No more putting that crap up your nose. Otherwise, your gonna have a powder lunch with River Phoenix.

Ella

Ella: I like the way I look.
Sydney: That's the problem.

Nobody really wants to teach public school and marry some guy who can't even pay the bills.

Jo

I promise I won't dry hump you in the doorway.

Ella [to David]

She needs a better publicist. She needs me!

Ella

When you're in public, everything you do is one click away from being sent to Perez.

Ella

[on Violet, lurking by the pool] What were you doing out here, gauging the pH levels?

Jonah

David: You can't tell me you didn't have a good time.
Ella: Don't flatter yourself. I always have a good time.

Ella: Wait. I don't want to be just a one-night stand.
Jonah: You're not.

When I hired you to give this place a makeover, I didn't mean smear it with lipstick and turn it into a five-dollar hooker.

Amanda
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Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.

Violet

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?

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