Auggie: She kissed me, okay? Not the other way around.
Jonah: [shocked] You guys kissed.

[to Jonah] I don't need to see your name in the opening credits to know I'm marrying the perfect guy.


Nobody really wants to teach public school and marry some guy who can't even pay the bills.


Jonah: Was that Johnny Depp on the phone?
Andy: Welcome to the dream, my friend.

[on Violet, lurking by the pool] What were you doing out here, gauging the pH levels?


Selling out? Weren't you the one who traded in the refugee camps for a 12-page spread in Vogue? Maybe Riley wasn't the only one out there posing today.


Models are like jeans. You just need to break her in a little bit.

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