Auggie: She kissed me, okay? Not the other way around.
Jonah: [shocked] You guys kissed.

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• Added: October 21, 2009

[to Jonah] I don't need to see your name in the opening credits to know I'm marrying the perfect guy.

Riley

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• Added: October 21, 2009

Nobody really wants to teach public school and marry some guy who can't even pay the bills.

Jo

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• Added: October 21, 2009

Jonah: Was that Johnny Depp on the phone?
Andy: Welcome to the dream, my friend.

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• Added: October 21, 2009

[on Violet, lurking by the pool] What were you doing out here, gauging the pH levels?

Jonah

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• Added: October 21, 2009

Selling out? Weren't you the one who traded in the refugee camps for a 12-page spread in Vogue? Maybe Riley wasn't the only one out there posing today.

Ella

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• Added: October 21, 2009

Models are like jeans. You just need to break her in a little bit.

Ella

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• Added: October 19, 2009