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Mike-and-molly

Peggy: Either call him by his Christian name, Jim, or his full name, James Douglas McAthur Biggs.
Molly: Jim it is.

Do you really want to raise a child in a house with your mom and sister? His first birthday will be at the Betty Ford Clinic!

Mike [to Molly]

Joyce: Remember when I took you kids to the circus, and we saw that big bear on a unicycle?
Molly: Yeah...what does that have to do with anything?
Joyce: Beats me. It just popped into my head.

Mike: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Carl: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

When you go on vacation it's kind of a vacation for all of us.

Mike [to Peggy]
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