Joyce: Nice can, by the way.
Doug: It's a walking stick. Churchill had one.
Joyce: So did Willy Wonka.
Constance: Oh, let him have his moment. Poor man already feels like an appendage.

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Bambi: Do you judge people when they get cavities? Or is it nice to feel needed?
Lenny: Well, is it crazy if I say it's a little bit of both?

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Richie: Deep dish pizza. A lake as big as an ocean. The cubbies.
Tina: Is that a hiaku?
Richie: No. I was just listing all the things that you missed out on by turning down the University of Chicago.

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Joyce: What are you doing here?
Joan: Forming an opinion. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

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Constance: Nothing more attractive than a man doing the dishes. You know, if you were twenty years younger, I might just lock you away in my tower.
Doug: Well, if you were ten years older, I might let you.

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