Favorite Mistresses Quotes
Fine, if you can't talk to her then text her. That's why texting was invented, to avoid any chance of intimacy.
Joss
Toni: You really know how to bounce back from a crash, mamsita.
Savi: Well, I try.
Well, she's not ugly.
Joss (about Toni)
Not many people know what to say to a person who's been shot at but you, you were good.
Karen
Karen: It just doesn't feel right.
Joss: Well it certainly looks right and I say that as a former lesbian.
I can't keep holding on to something that doesn't exist any more.
Savi
This is fancy. I'm glad I wore a bra.
Joss
Either I'm dealing with a sleazy con artist looking to make a buck off the worst thing that's ever happened to me or she's a tramp stamp slut whose ruined my life forever.
April
Three words. Free Botox.
Kira
Nice to meet you Scott. My boobs are fine so I'm going to go find the bar.
Harry
No matter what part of the story you tell the story is the same and in that story I am betrayed and duped and naive and I don't want him to see me like that.
April
Josslyn: I'm a free spirit.
Savi: A free spirit who doesn't mind being a kept woman.
