Favorite Mistresses Quotes
My assistant is a half wit. She doesn't eat carbs, poor thing.
Ellis
April, I'm not here because I feel guilty. I'm here because you're the love of my life.
Daniel
Daniel: What about last night?
April: Last night I cheated on a great guy who cares about me, with a guy who broke my heart.
Harry was always inevitable. He was always gonna be my love, wasn't he?
Joss
There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to say it. I'm pregnant.
Karen [to Alec and Vivian]
Harry: I'll do anything for you, you know?
Joss: I know you would. I love you for that.
Harry: I love you.
I've reached out to Diane Sawyer's people. You grieving, Diane, America. If you cry hard enough for your dear departed husband, America might just forget this video of you driving down your driveway.
Patty [to Calista]
Okay, so you're pregnant. You slept with Daniel. You're keeping the baby. And you didn't tell Blair? Seriously, how long have I been in the hole?
Joss [to Karen and April]
Lucy: You hate bed and breakfasts.
April: That is not true, Lucy.
Lucy: You're being so fake right now, it's weird.
I'm sick again, Karen.
Vivian
April broke up with Blair! Dropped him like the 180 pounds of dead weight that he was.
Marc [to Harry]
Harry: Hey man, you should seize the day.
Marc: What's that?
Harry: April. Tell her how you feel. She could be taken from you tomorrow.
