Favorite Mistresses Quotes
Your apartment makes me want to kill myself.
Joss
Joss: I hate to break it to you. You're not Alex's type.
Olivier: And what exactly is her type?
Joss: The type with boobs. She's a lesbian.
You have no idea how incredible you are, do you?
Alex
It's an 'I'm sorry you lost your friend' 3 cheese grilled cheese.
Harry
I didn't have time to cry i was too busy listening to all of his crap.
April
Take it day by day and you may be surprised what you're capable of.
Karen
Maybe you should tell him your were screwing his father. That might break the spell.
Elizabeth
And if we want to look at the silver lining here, he was going to die soon anyway. So as far as murders go it's like not the worst kind of murder.
Joss
I'm like a dog who knows when a earthquake's coming.
Savi
April: Even Angela Lansbury had a helper. Remember that little old guy? He was cute.
Karen: You want to be my little old guy?
So you're a homeless lesbian with a crappy job and a withholding older sister. Fill me in over lunch.
Janet (to Joss)
This is fancy. I'm glad I wore a bra.
Joss
