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The-mistresses

No matter what part of the story you tell the story is the same and in that story I am betrayed and duped and naive and I don't want him to see me like that.

April

Nice to meet you Scott. My boobs are fine so I'm going to go find the bar.

Harry

Three words. Free Botox.

Kira

Your food is great and all that jazz but truly, this. This face is what all the ladies what and half the gentleman.

Joss
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