Mistresses Quotes
Not many people know what to say to a person who's been shot at but you, you were good.
Karen
Well, she's not ugly.
Joss (about Toni)
Toni: You really know how to bounce back from a crash, mamsita.
Savi: Well, I try.
Fine, if you can't talk to her then text her. That's why texting was invented, to avoid any chance of intimacy.
Joss
Are we talking about the same Jacob who reported you to the psych board to have your license suspended?
Joss
Her cleavage is like a whole other person in the room.
Savi
This is ridiculous. I don't even know you and you're feeding me.
April
Irving: Mary's a thief. Steal your room for the OA meeting today.
Karen: Cancer support.
Irving: Those whiny, hairless bastards.
Second chance at life sex, it's louder than normal people sex.
Joss
April: You're going into business with Harry?
Joss: It's not the flesh trade, April, it's party planning.
I'm nervous enough going back to work with everyone wondering if I lost brain function in the coma.
Savi
Toni tan, Tony taught, Toni tumbling out of her v-neck.
Savi