Mistresses Quotes
You know you loved that infected belly ring. It was all green and crusty.
Savi
Either I'm dealing with a sleazy con artist looking to make a buck off the worst thing that's ever happened to me or she's a tramp stamp slut whose ruined my life forever.
April
Joss: Is that your job, to make Sally feel better?
Alex: Well she is my girlfriend.
Joss: She's a grown up. She controls her own happiness, doesn't she?
What is up with the house of sadness?
Joss
If you don't know for certain why this happened, how do you know it won't happen again?
Karen
I cheated on Harry last night. You can be horrified. I'm horrified.
Savi
Apparently it's hard to tell someone over the phone that your entire marriage was a sham. So she decided to do it in person which would have been a classy move if she wasn't such a gigantic whore.
April
April: Paul had a baby with another woman.
Savi: My thing can wait.
Savi: That is not his face.
Joss: But it is his best feature.
Josslyn: I'm a free spirit.
Savi: A free spirit who doesn't mind being a kept woman.
The little dude doesn't even exist and he's already ruining your sex life.
Josslyn
I think that dying might be the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Tom
