Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
If laughter is the best medicine, consider yourself grape flavored Triaminic.
Phil [to Luke]
Claire: Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? I called to yell at you for getting me sick. Love you, bye.
Mitchell: I love you too.
I can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child. I don't mean to brag, but that's why i didn't have any friends.
Mitchell
Stress is all a part of football. If you're not throwing up in your mouth, you're not doing it right.
Jay
Said it since day one. The only thing coordinated about this kid is his outfits.
Jay [about Manny]
With great hotness comes great responsibility.
Haley
Gloria: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
Jay: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.
Well that's attractive. You look like a puppy with a slipper.
Mitchell [to Cam]
How surprised should we be? I mean he's basically a hyperactive toddler who just wants to play all the time.
Alex
Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.
Phil
Oh relax, I'm sure you guys will find a couple that wants to get with you.
Haley
That's right, my boy's datin' her. He's datin' her real good.
Jay
