Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don't wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
Phil
Alex, honey, when you're out shopping, you might want to pick yourself up a training bra. I know you don't need one now but your little boobies are going to come in soon. Mommy loves you, kitten!
Claire
The computer and the printer must talk, talk, talk/Command P makes the picture walk, walk, walk.
Phil
She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!
Alex [to Haley]
You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.
Alex [to Haley]
Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.
Phil
The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance? My son will die a virgin
Gloria
The little snowflake makes it cold, cold, cold. Set Temperature makes it hold, hold, hold...
Phil
Ordinarily I'm a rule follower, but when someone tells me I can't bring my own snacks into their stadium? That's when I get a little... nuts. It's a free country right? Let's just say it Ruffles me when some Goobers tell me I have to spend my half my PayDay on their hot dogs.
Phil
Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.
Phil
I'm the ass kicking clown that will twist you like a balloon animal!
Cameron
I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.
Luke
